about the webmistress

I'm a 24 year old Scottish girl (I'll never see myself as a woman, not until I start wearing diamonds and faux fur coats), with a good repertoire of bitchy one liners and a fine appreciation of camp. Stuff I like: Kylie, Madonna, the films of Bette Davis, Joan Crawford and lesser cinematic bitches, clubbing, reading, writing, Buffy, Angel, The League Of Gentlemen. Stuff I don't like so much: work, early mornings, loud children, rude people, bad manners, George W. Bush.